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"I am patient, I can wait"

@amym30

Awesome, Hetalia, Hobbit+LotR, destiel is canon, John W. is no, Good Omens, Prodigal Son, Wizarding World, Anime, supports 90% of live actions, demiwoman, bisexual, overcoming social anxiety, other stuff Side blog: starwarsawakened, dc-x-marvel

Okay, but, let’s talk canon relationships

France has proposed to England. England has also proposed to France

Spain has proposed to Romano in the manga, and Romano accepted

Germany has proposed to Italy in the Valentine’s special. Italy didn’t know how to react

Sweden has feelings for Finland, and calls him his “wife”

Hungary and Austria were married/united, but they divorced. They still live together

Young Prussia acted gentlemanly towards younger Hungary upon finding out she was a girl

Spain and Austria are divorced

Finland and Estonia are best friends. Latvia is Sealand’s friend

Russia is very nice to Iceland, but Iceland finds him suspicious

North Cyprus is Sealand’s rival

Germania was Rome’s bodyguard before he betrayed him

Albania looks up to Greece, but Greece is worried she is taking up too much room in his country and wants her to leave

Ancient Rome finds Ancient Egypt and Ancient Greece “beautiful

Greece claims that Japan and he were together, but Japan denies it

Italy’s first love, Holy Rome, died

Listen: Laszlo found the cure for vampirism. He found the cure, and doesn’t know what to do about it. It caused him to shut down for 3 weeks because now that he’s found it? It’s caused a malfunction.

Why would he shut down? Why wouldn’t he just give it to Guillermo and move onto his next hobby?

Well….

Laszlo, who says time and time again how much he loves being a vampire, mister “I became a vampire to suck blood and fuck forever”, is actually the one in the house with the most connections to humanity. His knowledge of human culture, his human friends, his life as Jackie Daytona… for fuck’s sake, his favorite hobby is GARDENING.

A foray into the sun for one day made him radiant, the smile on that face was priceless, but that was just a one time thing. He could, in his mind, still be a vampire and enjoy one day in the sun. But once he found the cure, that could be every day.

His entire identity (to himself) is being a vampire, and he is madly in love with a woman who, i do not believe for once second, would even entertain the idea of taking a cure for herself. Nadja LOVES being a vampire through and through, but does Laszlo, really?

His hypnosis skills aren’t the best, he can’t do telekinesis or pyrokinisis. He can’t fly as high as the others. He doesn’t claw up walls. He doesn’t have any special powers that we know of. I don’t think it’s because he’s deficient at all, I think it just simply doesn’t interest him. Beyond yelling “BAT!”, and making the most of that infinite libido, does he truly revel in vampirism?

So yeah… I think he’s found the cure and doesn’t know where to go next. I think he feels tempted to take it, and it’s fracturing his identity.

We will see if I’m wrong next week.

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nightfayre

hey so it’s 1am and I’m drunk but man wouldn’t it be great if tianshan’s next kiss is super cliche and has a really intense/obvious build-up into the fact that he tian is going to kiss him again and guan shan is reluctant and nervous but he closes his eyes anyway because he tian is so close and he’s looking at him like that but then nothing happens and after a few seconds guan shan opens his eyes and sees he tian looking at him with an awful, self-satisfied smirk and guan shan wants to be so fucking upset with his goddamn ego but he wants this kiss more than he wants his anger so he looks around even though it’s only them in the room because he has to be sure that no one is watching when he wraps his hand around he tian’s nape just like the first time and pulls him down to his height just like the first time but this time guan shan takes what he really wants and he feels more confident because lately he’s been feeling more confident in them but he tian is a smug little shit so he’s smiling against him and not really reciprocating but when guan shan actually gets upset and tries to pull away he tian crowds him in and kisses him back too eagerly and guan shan is red all the way down to his neck and he has a hand in he tian’s hair and maybe it all lasts a second or maybe it lasts a year but—

man, wouldn’t that be so great :)

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If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

Freeloader Comin’ through!

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gizensha

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

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pocosun

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker. 

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:

Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

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And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

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And then just refreshed the page

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eggfucker1

Reblogging to save my life

saving a life

Saving lives with this reblog

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synthient

I think the Evil Media Bias Against Platonic Relationships is one of those things tumblr loves to get worked up about despite, like. simply not being real.

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synthient

"men in media are never allowed to have their closest, most meaningful relationship be a platonic friendship with another man!" I'm sorry but I am not convinced that you've ever consumed media

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synthient

"okay maybe buddy comedies exist or whatever, but this is a problem in fandom spaces--" It's not a "problem" that gay people on the internet like to draw gay kissing. Hope this helps <3

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synthient

me, shaking the people in the notes by the shoulders: Fandom is an extremely niche subculture. Gay shipping is a niche of that niche. 99% of the population does not engage with it. You do not have to walk into the Gay Romance And Erotica Club and complain about the gay romance and erotica

the people in the notes: I'm being forced at gunpoint actually