thegoodvybe
that awkward moment between birth and death
idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time
mrmrswoodman
Masturbation is a form of stress relief... so go fuck yourself and calm down.
friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair
from my rotten body flowers will grow
and I am in them, and that is eternity
swan-shaped-scones-official
Phase 1
2D: “Murdoc, we’ve got to respect women.”
Murdoc: “If she breathes, she’s a thot.”
2D: “ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS, MURDOC!”
My anxiety: somethings off
Me: how so?
Anxiety: somethings wrong
Me: what
Anxiety: something
Me: like can you give me a general idea
Anxiety: somethings off
Self care is drinking 96 Oz of coffee and getting into a knife fight with your mental illness.
I’m not the same everyday. There are times where I’m loud and chatty, and there are times when I’m really quiet. I don’t think I can define myself.
(via bl-ossomed)
Source: moonjongupsays