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@amy-rp

Absolute fuckery
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So far in 2016 we have:

-evil clowns everywhere

-an old, rich, evil orange white guy running for president

-freak storms

-major killings

-major forest fires

We are living in a horror movie

The apocalypse is nigh

If only we knew about 2020

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

also this thread is open to anyone

A very small boi enters

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5adchan

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

A pocket sized boy

The smallest friends you could imagine

Can I join?

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jamaicanbulma

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

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homoglobinopathy

He fucking levitated

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unicorne-mk

Hahahaha

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

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gif87a-com

Burning some steel wool [x]

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zevti

Words I never say: Mesmerizing and Beautiful

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sershalikeinertia

This is quite satisfaying tbh

Destruction magic

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ladygagarbage-deactivated201409

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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billiamswheatdown

When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

That last one has me dead 😂