Sip sip babes

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU DO THAT

my thrussy stays gaping, that’s how

you really making us read those words with our own two eyes huh

im cursing you with good luck and the confidence you need to do the thing you’ve always wanted to do haha sorry bucko you can’t undo a curse zip zap pow you are cursed now ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:

Melanin 🍫 / Green Aesthetic 🌿🌷

https://www.instagram.com/melaesthetic.eccentric/

i love this show

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

omg??????

SIS OMGGG

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

when ya gay uncle and his “roommate” come home for christmas with the family

I think we’RE ALL grateful for our ex

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

tell me

fish is too pure <3

During a study review session at our local Starbucks, a kid donned a horse mask and t-posed in the center of the cafe. One of the baristas started t-posing back and they stood like this for a good two minutes before one of them yielded. Towards the end of the session, our teacher started singing Take Me Home Country Roads with her very thick Indian accent.

Every day I ride my bike to school and today was no different, but today I left to go home late because I have a club, so after club I went to go to the bikes to pick up mine, and it wasn’t in the same place I left it, it was on a completely different bike rack and my bike lock was missing, I definitely remember locking my bike and I remember what rack I put it on because I was running late and the one I put my bike on was the only one with an empty space, and when I finally got on my bike to go home the gear changed and my bike was harder to ride, meaning someone stole my bike, took it for a ride, changed the gear, put it back in the wrong spot, and left with my bike lock. The strangest thing was that my gear changer was broken so I couldn’t rank it up to 7 ( on my bike the gear is 1-7, 7 being the hardest, so when I ranked it up to seven it was just a 5 or 4) and now my bike gear works perfectly fine, so did this person fix my bike?? I’ve never been so confused in my life.