Suggestions for titles to the American Gods sequel:
- Shadow Has a Great Day
- Shadow and Charlie Are Now Best Friends
- Shadow’s Life Gets Exponentially Better
- Shadow Loves Someone Who Loves Him Back and Treats Him Right
- 75 Coin Tricks You Can Learn Right Now by Shadow Moon, a Happy and Fulfilled Man
feel free to add your own
Chris Pine, on Steve Trevor in Wonder Woman: The Art And Making Of The Film (via tumblethroughthekaleidoscope)
Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall
I think the most iconic thing about Wonder Woman is that she never has to prove herself as a woman, only as a warrior. Like this is a movie set during a point in time where (most, if not all) women couldn’t even vote and yet whenever she’s fighting there are no comments on her gender. She doesn’t have to seduce men and they don’t underestimate her-they just see her as something to shoot at. The fact that she’s a better fighter than Chris Pine doesn’t emasculate him like it would in any other movie, it’s a logical fact. Wonder Woman (2017) worked because it wasn’t trying so goddamn hard to convince you that a girl was worthy of fighting with the guys-it took that as fact and worked from there. And as a result, Diana got to experience such a complex and moving character evolution-optimism, doubt, a crisis of morality, and the development of a new, evolved worldview-that is incredibly rare if not unheard of in any movie with a female protagonist, let alone one in an action movie. Wonder Woman is this iconic feminist figure but the movie wasn’t selling store brand pseudo empowering “girl power,” it was a hero’s journey, a film about loss and doubt and growth whose hero just happened to female, and as a result it was one of the most complex, resonant arguments for female personhood that I’ve ever seen on screen.
I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.
so cute
the age old tale
oh my god…
poor Diana imagine your first impression of men being Steve Trevor/Chris Pine and he’s funny and charming and sweet and brave and selfless and then after setting the bar so high suddenly you have to go and deal with the rest of the fuckboys in the world and have your illusions shattered
what a cat
Is this what you’d see if you could look into Schrodinger’s box without collapsing the wave form?
Like… Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself?
So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?
Andy Samberg: Remember the time in 5th grade when you accidentally said, “I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look in the mirror, I throw up” and Ilan and I laughed so hard?
Chelsea Peretti: Yes. I was trying to flip it and be like, “When you look in the mirror you throw up,” but I failed really bad. That’s the day I learned to always draw within the lines and think inside the box.
“Patty Jenkins worked really hard with her team to design a style of fighting that was incredibly badass, and believable. Where Batman will punch somebody in the face, and that’s effective, that’s not how the Amazons and Diana fight. They have a disciplined specialized, collaborative fighting style. They work together as a team, and leverage each other’s strengths. They are mighty, they are beautiful. And as the Germans learn, this new breed of badass warrior women are deadly.”
when ur friend hasn’t finished the book yet but u have THOUGHTS
me: everything is bad
me: everything is good, actually
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEES
Bullshit
BRILLIANT
Swords from nails are cute: for how-to reference, here’s a video.
And here are some more ex-nails.
This looks like something Terry would have given the Nac mac Feegle. (NB, must glow blue in the presence of lawyers…)
If you want something bigger, there are plenty of photos of handsome knives made from old US railroad spikes…
This one is so well-finished that it looks incomplete without a proper grip; of course a grip would conceal its origin. YMMV. Swings and roundabouts..
Not just knives…
There are even swords (with extra metal added, of course).
There’s an attractive Middle Earth Elvish look to these.
Man that first one is like swords for mice
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
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ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
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