starryeyed-side
(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)
why do you ask “what?” when the delicious question is “when?”
based on the theo and elizabeth in this post by @thedeerus
No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*
thatdrummerguyyouknow
whydidisavethistomyphone
Respect for our troops 🫡
"And so I went into the studio," Jordan continued. "And it was very awkward, as I made sounds like 'mmm' and 'ahh'. And then I kissed my hand a whole lot."
But he got the job done, and now he just hopes that everyone playing the game appreciates all the effort he put into helping make it happen—and keeps his very specific but vital role in the game in mind as they play.
"You think about that," he said. "You mull that over as you run around, you little horny perverts, with your little perverted roleplays, you randy bastards. You think of me."
But I feel bad for Pluto,
Pluto is a runt of the litter who was revoked of her cool girl squad status for being liddol and cyute
pluto left the cool girl squad for a different squad altogether because he figured out that he was never a girl in the first place
this pun cannot just stay in the tags
i just had to
this week's stuff
bonus from july:
do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
[Fallout 4 - MacCready x Lilah] I'm going full cringe
"It'd be a cold day in hell before I let anything bad happen to you."
As I develop their story I thought about how his past trauma would keep him up when he finally falls in love again. It would be hard to fall asleep after you watch your first wife gets killed by feral ghouls. Never again. 😢
Babe, uncomfortable feelings are a part of life. They will come, as they have right now. They will go, as they always have. Then they’ll come back again, but they’ll also go again. There is no ‘peak existence’ that doesn’t include emotional discomfort. So, make some space for it, watch your little show, eat a little treat— a little enjoyment can co-exist with your discomfort. Try again tomorrow.
*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
does it look like this
Senpai says you’re welcome
Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.
Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.
There’s also a Firefox/Chrome extension called Behind The Overlay that does all that with one mouse click. Used it for years; what a time saver.
And if you encounter a true paywall, use Archive.Today to bypass it. Just paste the paywalled url into the blue “search archived snapshots” box near the bottom:
I just had a discussion with my friend about fanfiction and how we tend to assume that women are the writers without any actual proof. Then I said, hey, I know fanfiction written by gay and trans dudes. But then I remembered, wait, I think I know one writer who just must be cis het based on his work. Anyway, all writers, be honest, who are you?
Please reblog if you're interested in the results.
Oh please answer this poll, it might be semi-representative if the number of responses is high enough
alternative title:
underestimation costs zoo $400
“Dis birb fethrs too krunchy.”
That ended more or less as expected.