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Do not Step on the Momeraths!

@amphata / amphata.tumblr.com

Cristina, 36, I have no idea what I’m doing. Sideblog allthingsthorki (but i ship anything)(no really, try me)(i have ~no shame~)
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I’m wheezing at how insulted he looks, like

“Excuse me quit wasting my precious time im trying to detect threats if you don’t mind??? A new colog- you fucksack you think i dont know your scent?? Do I look like I'm some sort of fucking knob?? Barber suggested- I’m trying to be professional here stop distracting me with your nonsense like I haven’t been in love with you for 6000 years you buffoon you utter moron you fucking weapon”

took me a really long time to realise that gay is probably meant as happy since monkeys on laughing gas would probably sound really happy

I just blindly accepted the inherent homosexual nature of monkeys on nitrous oxide

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Non good omens fans explain this without context

If you need us, we'll be listening to this rather heavenly playlist.

I see trees of green...

Non, rien de rien...

Earth Angel, Earth Angel...

Fly me to the moon...

Feelings...

Ah-ha-ha, ah-aaaah...

Birds flying high...

Love of mine...

Even when the darkest clouds...

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This is all perfect

And beautiful

And also i will follow you into the dark i'll go cry in a corner don't touch me bye

You know that fic where Crowley is caught off guard and is getting exorcized and is scared and in pain and he can't but use the last bit of strength he has left to call his angel, and his angel comes and he's furious and unleashes god's wrath all without uttering a single word? No? Well you never will because it's in my head and i won't write it ever

Tkhorm, a huge black beast and my old good friend, walks in the sunset field ~

Made in Blender.

Okay op first of all this is strikingly breathtaking and I can't believe I'm not looking at a real animal oh my gods!!!!!! 😭😭😭

Secondly I need you to know it looks like my cat

Someone did this in BLENDER and threw it on Tumblr for FREE and Disney with all their custom-made cutting-edge state-of-the-art programs can’t pull off realistic water bubbles and wants you to pay twenty bucks a ticket for it.

Support unions for CG artists. This is what being allowed to have passion looks like.

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JeSUS fuCK

Source: villiedoom

Okay, but I think that Aziraphale is going to be excited that Crowley has woken up from his nap. I think that scene where Crowley comes in a dings the service bell is from after he throws a lighting temper tantrum outside of the bookshop. I think that they have a fight in the bookshop (probably about Gab and Crowley being jealous? angry about the whole situation) and Crowley leaves the bookshop to not break anything while he throws a tantrum. Then he: 

“Are you done…?”

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Aziraphale: ah, kids. So pure. Absolutely innocent, bless their souls. Little rays of all that is good in the world. Love them.

Crowley: ah yes, kids. Pure fucking chaos, bless their souls. Little herratic bombs ready to go off at literally any point and anyone for no reason whatsoever. Love them.

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All I'm saying is, just tell me they woulnd't both lose their absolute shit for this little girl for entirely different reasons