I’m wheezing at how insulted he looks, like
“Excuse me quit wasting my precious time im trying to detect threats if you don’t mind??? A new colog- you fucksack you think i dont know your scent?? Do I look like I'm some sort of fucking knob?? Barber suggested- I’m trying to be professional here stop distracting me with your nonsense like I haven’t been in love with you for 6000 years you buffoon you utter moron you fucking weapon”



