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Reblogged 1-800-kendall
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WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

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Reblogged 1-800-kendall

the signs as things my psychology professor has said

aries: "imagine a male rat in a motorcycle gang."
taurus: "they're dead. whatever. they tried their best."
gemini: "my butt hurt something fierce, oh my god i thought i was about to die"
cancer: "okay, who wants a twizzler?"
leo: "don't you just hate capitalism? spare me."
virgo: "finally i did something right"
libra: "how am i going to get this frog to leave the clock?"
scorpio: "how do i kill this?"
sagittarius: "every now and then i gotta kill me a few grasshoppers."
capricorn: "if i rub the scab, yeah, i can feel that"
aquarius: "just show me the mating, that's all."
pisces: "all i remember is something about a whirlpool..."
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Reblogged lesbomanic
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pakeeztani-deactivated20200123

have you showered within the last 3 days? have you brushed your hair, your teeth and washed your face? have you put on fresh clothes? changed your underwear and undergarments? have you ate within the last 6 hours or drank enough water? i understand life can be hard and you cant to do anything but i promise taking care of yourself even in the smallest degree will make you feel a little better

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I decided I’d probably better reblog this because I’ve only done 2 of these things.