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Screaming Woman #4

@amnwolfdog

Check out what I reblog when I have less impulse control: https://gastrointestinal-cravings.tumblr.com/

Harry Potter Headcannon-Ron Discovers Magical Tumblr Page...

  • Ron is just chilling on this amazing muggle invention called “the computer”
  • Hermione was taking Hugo to the park
  • He’s going around searching stuff up and ends up on Tumblr
  • So he’s like “alright alright! let’s see what muggles think of MAGIC*
  • So the first thing he types in (painfully slow, it hurts to watch him type) is HogWArts
  • He totally doesn’t expect anything real to come up
  • Then…
  • He….
  • Stumbles upon….
  • A blog that basically covers every topic he had ever learned in school (and more)
  • It’s so well organized
  • links for each year pop up
  • it looks like it’s just a normal blog but it’s revealing all of the wizarding world’s secrets
  • like seriously
  • it’s sorted into years
  • then the semesters in the years
  • then the class dates
  • (it’s magic don’t question how the blog maker knows it)
  • It has everything
  • notes
  • study tips
  • wand movements
  • map of school
  • a “so you can do magic now” page
  • “What to know before you walk into class”
  • “Quiz: What house should you be sorted into”
  • ect.
  • Room of requirement location secret page
  • Hogwarts wi-fi password
  • (even an encouragement page-with life hack spells-and a chatting area for people to just talk about school)
  • RON IS JUST BLOWN AWAY
  • THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED! HOW MANY LESS ALL-NIGHTERS? HOW MANY ACED EXAMS ASDFKJASHFLKSA”
  • So Hermoine comes home, Hugo goes to tell Rose to get off of Mystic Messenger, and Ron just starts ranting to her about the blog he found.
  • oblivious dude doesn’t notice the growing smirk on her face
  • So he hears a giggle
  • totally confused as he looks at Hermoine
  • wtf man dis be the greatest thing in the world
  • Poor Ron doesn’t realize she freakin’ made the thing in her free time
  • Hermione just walks away laughing
  • shoulda known

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

I'd like to reblog this with some tags and comments bc I've really appreciated reading them

people who get what I mean:

people who have found a way to have fun in the corn maze but who I'm a little worried about:

person who we are going to put in the corn:

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

I'd like to reblog this with some tags and comments bc I've really appreciated reading them

people who get what I mean:

people who have found a way to have fun in the corn maze but who I'm a little worried about:

person who we are going to put in the corn:

“Because in a finicky, annoying, touchscreen world of hyperconnected people using phones they have no control over or understanding of, I wanted something that would be entirely mine, personal, and absolutely tactile, while also giving me an excuse for not texting….”

sorry i butt rotaried you

This is actually really cool because the creator made it to be as fully functional as possible without a touchscreen. It stores numbers and can receive messages that are displayed on ePaper on the back that curves over the top to display important messages like last missed call. It has a dedicated button for him to call his husband. He says he plans on using this as his main phone.

Check out the second link in op to read a about his process and design.

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had a dream about it becoming a trend to do trust falls with a bird and everybody had their own little bird. i had this grumpy looking grey-blue fella who had very fluffy legs and feet and was able to retract its claws (•ө•)♡

“With the strikes it’s back to watching reruns and old movies!”

Me, who already doesn’t see new movies til like 5 years after they come out and has a backlog of shows to watch a mile long:

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knuckles' backstory is soooo fun to play with i hope we never get an official one bc there's no way it'll be as fun as what we can come up with with these bizarre misshapen puzzle pieces

LAPD detonated 5000 lbs of fireworks in the middle of a residential area, injuring at least 17 people and causing $900 million in various damages in a low-income, majority-POC neighborhood.

They then continue to pursue caging the person whose fireworks they stole while news media misreports to cover for police incompetency and destruction.

It took TWO YEARS to get the names of those involved with this incident. There are people still protesting, still living in hotels, still with unfulfilled claims to the city from this shit

No, we cannot treat your dog that you sent in with your pre-teen children without you being here. Even better when they aren't certain where you are. And no, you don't get to yell at us for not letting your children make medical decisions about your pet because I'm very certain you wouldn't pay for anything they decided to do.

Yay.

So obviously furries exist but the Tories and the British media trying to whip up a culture war frenzy about “Kids in schools identifying as cats” runs into one major problem…

Kids fucking love to wind adults up, especially those in positions of perceived authority.

Imagine sitting in class, knowing if you say something funny that it could end up on national news because your head teacher is a frothing culture war bigot.

Imagine all the other kids going along with it and backing them up.