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Screaming Woman #4

@amnwolfdog

Check out what I reblog when I have less impulse control: https://gastrointestinal-cravings.tumblr.com/

Harry Potter Headcannon-Ron Discovers Magical Tumblr Page...

  • Ron is just chilling on this amazing muggle invention called “the computer”
  • Hermione was taking Hugo to the park
  • He’s going around searching stuff up and ends up on Tumblr
  • So he’s like “alright alright! let’s see what muggles think of MAGIC*
  • So the first thing he types in (painfully slow, it hurts to watch him type) is HogWArts
  • He totally doesn’t expect anything real to come up
  • Then…
  • He….
  • Stumbles upon….
  • A blog that basically covers every topic he had ever learned in school (and more)
  • It’s so well organized
  • links for each year pop up
  • it looks like it’s just a normal blog but it’s revealing all of the wizarding world’s secrets
  • like seriously
  • it’s sorted into years
  • then the semesters in the years
  • then the class dates
  • (it’s magic don’t question how the blog maker knows it)
  • It has everything
  • notes
  • study tips
  • wand movements
  • map of school
  • a “so you can do magic now” page
  • “What to know before you walk into class”
  • “Quiz: What house should you be sorted into”
  • ect.
  • Room of requirement location secret page
  • Hogwarts wi-fi password
  • (even an encouragement page-with life hack spells-and a chatting area for people to just talk about school)
  • RON IS JUST BLOWN AWAY
  • THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED! HOW MANY LESS ALL-NIGHTERS? HOW MANY ACED EXAMS ASDFKJASHFLKSA”
  • So Hermoine comes home, Hugo goes to tell Rose to get off of Mystic Messenger, and Ron just starts ranting to her about the blog he found.
  • oblivious dude doesn’t notice the growing smirk on her face
  • So he hears a giggle
  • totally confused as he looks at Hermoine
  • wtf man dis be the greatest thing in the world
  • Poor Ron doesn’t realize she freakin’ made the thing in her free time
  • Hermione just walks away laughing
  • shoulda known

having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch

It's apparently a real website, and has a vested interest in making Tesla look *good*, according to Wikipedia.

... this does not make Tesla look good.

One thing I love about tags on tumblr is just how fkin DERANGED I can get in there. Some stuff you can't put anywhere else but the tags. It's the stuff you say to your friends after the industry professional walks away, it's the stuff you cackle to yourself in an empty room. Twitter can't match this at all

just so long as you’re not being horny on a non-horny post. or anything else that would reasonably upset the op. remember kids, the original poster sees all

Oh yes of course!!! I was thinking of the tags on my original posts lol. Levels of "screaming into the void". One is a loud scream, the other feels like a more private, yet equally loud scream

it’s like continuing to ramble after your mic’s been turned off

YES EXACTLY LIKE THAT YOU GOT IT!!!!!

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ok. icebreaker-type question. imagine time travel exists, but all of the serious super big things that likely come to mind when time travel is a factor is stuff youre not “qualified” for, as a civilian. what stupid, petty, thing do you use time travel for?

personally, i’d buy this one limited-time pin from a con i had no chance of going to, and also buy some transformers animated toys while they were still being sold.

Girl this is the best thing I've read today

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

I reblog the money pigeon because its a dinosaur

Hate when people post these videos with "ethnic" tag and leave out who these people are, what their culture is or even what they're singing in.

Anyway, this is probably one of the best bands of this decade and they're Otyken!

I can't recommend My Wing enough. Their songs are so much fun - Genesis is also a blast. Go listen to them!!!!

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💗 July self love affirmations 💗

- Success and happiness comes easy to me

- I glow from the inside and out

- It’s empowering to be me

- I love myself

- I am successful

- My body is beautiful and unique as it is

- I have so much to offer to the world

it feels like the people who are actually sad about the submersible are being more disrespectful than people actively making fun of it. what the fuck do you mean people are writing fanfictions of what they thought happened inside ☠☠☠

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DUDE WHAT?????