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ekstez

theoneofwhomisblue

Holy shit so fuckin eepy

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ekstez

creepymutelilbugger

just some of the pharaoh's curses I've collected during my travels through the ancient deserts

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solichi

manywinged

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

manywinged

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

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solichi

mimicmew

Actually sick of this shit. I love Mario

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he’s Italian he’s a short man he has an awesome girlfriend he’s silly he’s nice to people he’s a cute little guy he loves his brother how do you not like him???

mimicmew

because my friend you have a kind and joyful soul

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solichi

demilypyro

Does the schrodinger's box experiment account for the fact that a cat in a box is most likely gonna yowl its lungs out

*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!

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ekstez

092421

Hey check out how hard i ca]

musclemanveryregular

You know who else ca]

countably-infinite-rats

its not that hard guys, wat]

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ekstez

092421

[n portal through posts 😁

musclemanveryregular

[n portal through posts 😁?

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ekstez

countably-infinite-rats

[ch- wait... guys???

i mean i went to the beach that makes you old and im still the same age. down to the minute actually. it’s kind of creepy but i also found this cool horseshoe crab that gets uglier when i sin

BTW, just to make sure everyone knows, this isn't just some internet rando commenting on her observations on the internet.

They are an Assistant Professor of Media Industries at New York University and literally just finished writing The Apple II Age: How the Computer Became Personal, a book on the history of the computer industry in the 70s.

This tweet isn't just an observation, it's the result of years of research and study. And it's absolutely true.

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

yourocdoeswhat

I know I made this post but #mood

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ekstez

skeuo

i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said "I ate some really good blueberries today" and they replied "I had a fire ass peach today". world peace

Perfect woman

She’s everything to me

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solichi

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

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solichi

mumblytron

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

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My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"

mumblytron

To everyone pointing out my icon: do I have a fursona? Yes. Does that make me a furry? Almost definitely. Do you admit that to a 12 year old who has just accused you of being a furry, in front of 23 other 12 year olds, with 25 instructional days left in the year? Absolutely THE FUCK not!!!

gril chee :3

gril chee :3

gril chee :3

gril chee :3

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