candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

destroy the idea. destroy all ideas. end all cognitive processes to reach perfect tranquility

Dk would be the type of boyfriend to leave little post it notes around your house with little positive things like ‘you look beautiful today’ or ‘you make me smile’ and a hell of a lot of ‘I love yous’ spread out around the house like wow where do I sign up

I thought this was about donkey kong

if its not about donkey kong then who

not even God can predict this ending

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love

god i HATE it when shit i saw on facebook actually makes me laugh

I present to you:

30 seconds of *Ethan Noises*

Thank

We’ve found it Snail Church

snurch

Take me to snurch