cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

Just another quick reminder:

Your opinions don’t matter, being dumb makes you better 💞✨

Good Toys hydrate

Good Toys lube their horny parts

Good Toys eat to replenish their strength

Good Toys take breaks to take care of their bodies and minds

Self-care in kinks is so important. Take care of yourselves out there, Good Toys!

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

Confession time

🌷- you have a super sweet smile

🍄- Let’s hold hands & explore for hours

🌿- you don’t realise how beautiful you are

👋🏻- I wanna be your friend

🎧- you have great taste in music

🍒- you’re such a tease

🌎- why are you so far away?!?!?

🌶- I find you verrrry sexy

🌻- I could talk to you for hours

💐- you’re a total cutie

🍂- I wanna lay in bed and cuddle you

✌🏻- Netflix n chill?

🌸- I think about you a fair bit

🌞- I wanna make out with you

🌚- I’d totally fuck you

💫- I wanna talk to you but i’m too shy

🌈- we have lots in common

☂️-we have nothing in common

💥- you’re really damn annoying

🌧- I find your blog boring

🥀- you’re dead to me

👻- I wish I never met you

look i just want to be simultaneously used and snuggled and hurt and babied and bruised and taken advantage of and taken care of is that too much to ask?!?!?!?!?!?

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.  No keys.  

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.  TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.  But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.  I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?  

So, yeah.  There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere.  And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag.  It fits more anyway.    

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.

I’ve gotten more notes on this comment than anything else I’ve ever posted, but this is the best addition to it I’ve ever seen. Thank you.

@chaotic-hypnotic-erotic

let’s normalize tummy’s with stretch marks and extra skin that aren’t flat or toned

hypnosis is just a very malleable fetish, as are the people being hypnotized. you can apply it as a context to any fetish you desire. into aphrodisiacs? snap your fingers, now they're just a bitch in heat. petplay? snap your fingers, now they're just a dumb puppy. completely submissive, ready and willing to do whatever you ask of them without a second thought

never stop reminding your girl how much you want her

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Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords.

They can't croak.

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

@tightlacedchaos do you have this one?

HA! Not yet... but it sure would be great for those night time walks :D