You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

That one saw trap where you have to fill up the container with blood to solve the puzzle why didn’t they just pee in it I would have peed in it no questions asked just pee a little bit bro what the hell

decided to google the history of pancakes. don’t know what i was expecting but not that they “were the earliest and most widespread cereal food eaten in prehistoric societies”

IHOPe that this is real.

hey fuck you

At least they’re not waffling on about it.

your bloodline will suffer for this

Are you going to… batter them?

Pancake joke

Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(

@dennys we have a problem

Don’t be that person, Stay home

students at my uni: *choose me as their student rep*

my uni: *chooses as me as the whole uni’s rep for the national council*

Kai and Ragnar: *love me more than ever*

friendships: *thriving*

the guy I like: *finally asks me out*

me: YAY, THIS REALLY IS MY YEAR

2020:

uni: *closes down on my birthday*

quarantine and self-isolation: *start in my country also on my birthday*

me: okay, so this is not gonna be anybody’s year, I see

and in all seriousness, I hope all of you are doing at least okay, are staying safe, taking care of yourself and have a good support system around you because this year is a nightmare already and it’s only March and I don’t know what else is there to come but I want you all to know that you’re not alone and I’m here for you, even if I can only be here for you by sharing silly posts, people’s dreams, too many selfies and plenty of dog pics and trying to make each and every one of you laugh and at least for a little forget about what’s going on in the world

Speaking of dog pics:

Ragnar was happy because he was on Kai’s pillow. Kai was unhappy because Ragnar was on her pillow. This photo was inevitable.

New hair and new IG post!

Going through it made me want to change my whole look again and cut my hair and dye it pink 😅

I KNEW I RECOGNISED THAT LOOK

I stole her look 😳 - also, is her dress photoshopped on?

Can’t have tits on tumblr now can we?

Writer: We can definitely have tits on tumblr. Watch

How dare you put tits on my good Christian website. 😆

Not only that, there's two tits now!

I dunno, I prefer boobies.

What about breasts?

Writer: Considering I kicked off this whole cascade, allow me to fan the flames. Here's an erect cock!

Thanks but I prefer diks.

Always love me a good ass though 👀

What about a fine pussy

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

you skate AND you die

My cousin Throckmorton the skateboarder could shred that

A bunch of right wing, gun-f*cking neo-Nazis took to Richmond Virginia today to protest the gun ban on capital grounds, waving Confederate flags and AK-47s.

Today. On MLK Day. Today of all days.

The man was gunned down, murdered, outside his hotel room, and these nutjobs choose TODAY of all days to do this shit? It's no coincidence.

I’m not looking for an argument, but I notice your tags and thought I’d share this photo. Plus, the government were the ones that picked the date.

YouTuber Mini Ladd dressed up as an angelic lamp and tried singing an equally-angelic song in my aunt and uncle’s living room.

Hi guys, this is the gofundme I’ve created for my study abroad program in China! I’d be so thankful for any help, even if it’s just reblogging to spread the word. Please, no hate mail – if you don’t support this, you don’t need to donate. Thanks so much in advance, everyone :)

You don’t need to be in a relationship to be happy. You don’t need a significant other and cute pics to be happy. You don’t need to go to a top university to be happy. You don’t need a ton of money to be happy. You don’t need to have your dream job to be happy. You don’t need a ton of friends to be happy. You don’t need to have the perfect apartment, perfect job, perfect clothes, perfect skin to be happy. You as yourself is enough. You are good enough without some of these things. You are good enough without any of these things. You are good enough just the way you are and you can and will find happiness. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Don’t allow yourself to compare what everyone else has to what you don’t have. You don’t need to be like everyone else. You are enough as you are.

smh he won’t let me read in peace

what an adorable bean! also, a big ass mood because whenever i have books or notes laid out on my desk, my little bastard cat sons use them as beds

this is my absolute favorite addition to my post