another piece for the "shadow is bad with technology" collection
One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft
Instead of looking for diamonds, fighting mobs, trying to go to the nether, doing potions/enchantments/whatever, I like to build these 1-block-wide platforms far above the ground that i walk on to explore without getting lost, attacked or generally inconvenienced. And they hate it
“If you don’t want to get lost just use a compass!” Takes redstone. Also I don’t want to. And on the ground there’s mobs
“Fight the mobs, they’re part of the game!” no. I get scared
“Just use mine carts!” And use all that iron?
“Then use boats and ice!” You need enchantments to collect ice. All my paths take is dirt and ladders (and torches)
“But they’re so UGLY!” Not the point
my paths
wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????
Hey! What the fuck is going on in here
no where else
There's having sock puppet accounts, and then there's putting on a puppet show.
the weather is getting hot here so fair warning that i’m entering my insufferable hater season ✌️ peace and love tho
hot weather lovers be like yessss i love when my asscrack is sweaty and my skin is sticky and when every insect in a 4 mile radius is sent real time GPS coordinates of my legs
the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts
THE WET BOX
ill never forgive you guys for reblogging the version without the wet box addition now there's edgelords in my notes and nobody gets to hear about the wet box
My friend posted this the other day and I had to share it. Her cat looks so damn pleased with himself, it’s great.
The question is: why this person has gay pride flag in her window
gaytwunky
well man i’ll give you 4 fucking guesses
unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst
hawkin-byrd
Building my silly machines to destroy my silly archenemy
Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.
baba yaga
xfilesbaby
ingredience
Cooking Him Sunday
