as a mcyt fan i am PAINFULLY aware of the blorbo bleebus ass names of the fuckin ccs in this fandom. i know. you can tell me about it. i know. no i dont fucking know why he decided his username would be mumbo jumbo either ok i WRITE FIC ABOUT THESE GUYS DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WRITE SERIOUS SCENES WHEN THE GUY YOURE DESCRIBING IS NICKNAMED "xB" OR "fWhip"
No, but, like, I’m a huge SBI fan, so on my end that conversation goes something like this:
“Hi, my name is Tommy.”
“Yes, a very sensible name, Tommy. Hello.”
“Hi, my name is Wilbur.”
“Another sensible name. Loved you in Charlotte’s Web. Hello.”
“Hi, mate, my name is Philza, but most people call me Phil.”
“Okay, yeah, a little different. But Phil is also a sensible name. Hello. Honestly, I don’t get what people are talking about with-“
“Hullo, I’m Technoblade.”
“…”
And the length fanfic writers go to explain that oddball name is honestly hysterical. My absolute favorite is when they just don’t even acknowledge it’s a weird name. Just, yes, your name is Technoblade, I went to school with a Technoblade, great guy.






















