reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

there he is

Some goodbyes were needed. //ma.c.a

Pirate Aesthetic🖤

New painting 🦄 Prints are available!

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

I can’t believe I forgot the best one

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

BEANS

Sir Noodles has a little baby bro now and his name is Viago!

i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough

where are the scene kids of the next generation??? the goth girls in tutus and pants with chains on them?? the emos and kids wearing Naruto cosplay to school and finger-less gloves with combat boots?

aren’t y’all gen z like sick of instagram pretty…. don’t you want to go ape shit

You just wait, i need to move out first.

Just one more chain to break free of

this will never be relevant to anything but a while back i ran into a bag of bread that was cut the wrong way and i lost my mind over the way one slice looked

Perfect. Now i can have more areas without the crust

people who text me when I’m sleeping or at work have no idea how happy it makes me like finishing work and reading cute messages or waking up and reading sweet messages like I can’t think of anything better REALLY

i see all your Aziraphale alignment charts and they’re super valid but i would also like to raise

Im bitch-bitch

Ayyy

There. See? At least the boy has a sense of propriety.

#PHEW and suddenly it’s 2003 again and there will never be anything more swoonworthy

Lottie is Gay and Doesn’t Know It

1. She is exclusively attracted to princes, despite having never met one.

She won’t even DANCE with boys at her party who aren’t princes despite thinking they’re good boys who would treat girls well (she advises the boy she doesn’t want to dance with to find someone eager to dance with him, rather than tell him to go home).

To me this comes across as her choosing “prince” as the ideal that she finds attractive solely because it’s theoretical, the imaginary Perfect Boy who doesn’t exist. This is common among young people who aren’t exposed to homosexuality but don’t feel attraction to people like they’re “supposed” to.

2. She’s never comfortable around Naveen, always thinking about things that have or could go wrong.

Part of this self-consciousness is obviously because he’s a fake, but even when she’s set for marriage and all her dreams are coming true she’s antsy and upset and lashes out at her dad while trying to over-please the fake Naveen.

She also glances nervously at the priest right before the pronunciation, as though still dwelling on things that could go wrong rather than her happy moment–and this is the scene in which she’s been the MOST visibly relaxed with the prince.

She’s realized something’s wrong with HER not feeling attracted to the prince, despite him being “perfect” for all intents and purposes, and she doesn’t know why that is.

3. She doesn’t kiss Naveen right away despite saying in the opening that she’d kiss 100 frogs if it meant becoming a real princess.

Tiana interrupts her sure but only AFTER she’s been counting and recounting Naveen’s story back to him. She’s stalling because she doesn’t want to lock herself into another marriage with someone she’s not attracted to.

4. She doesn’t actually want to marry a prince, she just wants to be a princess. When she’s proposed to she barely pays any attention to her rapidly-transforming, lying fiancee because she’s so enamored with the image of herself as royalty. She actually shoves him away.

5. She’s absolutely in love with Tiana and still doesn’t know it.

She compliments Tiana more than any man in the film. She respects all of Tiana’s life decisions even if she doesn’t even slightly understand them because of their different perspectives, supports her dream of a restaurant even if she doesn’t share it, and is willing to give up potential romance with a prince, the thing she has dreamed about all her life, at the drop of a hat to comfort a humiliated Tiana.

And then there’s this line.

Charlotte La Bouff is only actually willing to kiss a prince if it means her best friend Tiana’s dreams will all come true.

This makes a lot of sense actually

Lotte is a lesbian icon holy shit

I made a handy diagram

Hot take for yall:

I want to be a cowboy baby