maybe this is the prednisone talking but I think I could for real communicate and cooperate with wasps if I really had to. like in my hour of need. the wasps would be there for me.

you can absolutely make friends with wasps! i once lived at a place with a back patio where wasps liked to nest, and i used that patio for like 3 years with no problems because we reached "chill roommates" territory

Midnight drawing for poor Jonathan who is more worried about shaving than the obvious vampire stalking him.

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

Interesting to me that lmao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild

none of us wanna roll on the floor, our knees are getting too stiff for that kind of shenanigans

Can I interest you in a

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crabonated beverage?

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

Abled allies,

If you visit a business and notice that something is inaccessible, please mention it to the staff so they can correct it before a disabled person shows up – especially if the problem might prevent us from getting into the building. 

We won’t be able to lodge a complaint in person if we can’t even get inside, so please use your voice for good.

Dennis Basso | Spring/Summer 2023

just another reminder for those who were still wondering - the part where the horse and human bodies meet is called the epicentaur

Élisabeth Vigée Le Brun, La Paix ramenant l'Abondance detail, 1780

So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

HOMEWRECKER

get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall

She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had

And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.

She has a reason and that reason is because she is a cat

Tarakanova, in the Peter and Paul Fortress at the Time of the Flood (1884) by Konstantin Dmitriyevich Flavitsky

Pamella Roland | Spring/Summer 2023

Winter is coming… Pallas’s cat kitten is learning to put paws on a tail😌

Elie Saab Fall 2022 Couture 

Good summer snack 🐟🍦✨