u know i had to do it to em

OH MY GO D

Hilarious

Sheesh

The real reason for the eventual robot uprising

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Apple Intern

These Guys Strapped Nitrous to an Office Chair and It Was Absolute Mayhem

nasa’s new aerotrim after trump cuts their budget

no homo but my dick look like a dick

—– that gay shit —–>              me

the notes tell a different story

FUCK!

i love u all so much i wanna tuck u all to bed and kiss u all good night cause ur all cute and i love u all 

Such a cute post, but to be honest, I read fuck you all to bed at first lol.

to be honest i also thought of that

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

Aesthetic

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo. 

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid. 

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint! 

And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

well that was much shorter than usual

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

Sailor moon wands!!!

me as hell

how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara