Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts
how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life
via Candice Patton Instagram Story
“Do you agree that it is possible for men to both be friends with some women and treat other women badly? @KamalaHarris
THIS!”
Thank you for your time.
I think men are just too emotional to serve on the Supreme Court, you know?
i am absolutely BEGGING yall to watch this scene where catherine ohara laughs without moving her mouth grghsdzuvjsc
every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.
“women can’t drive”
It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.
“women never shut up”
Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.
“women are shallow”
Lol next
“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”
Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion
“women are too emotional”
Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.
I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.
for all you pissbabies crying about sources
Educate your misogynist selves 💁🏻
Wow. Very enlightening. But men are better navigators than women according to science.
Then go on a hike
Yes hello 911 I would like to report that tumblr user extolian is dead, he was straight up murdered
“HE’S WEARING THEM”
there’s nothing more that can be added to this, honestly, it is the Best Thing Ever™
Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.
This is just literally what it’s like to sit on my porch
is this asmr
This like summer evenings in smaller towns distilled because you can just close your eyes and feel like you’re outside as the sun sets with a muffled stereo from someone’s garage in the background.
