My Whole Life Is A Dark Room

What would you do if you knew you were dying in your sleep tonight?

I was in that beautiful mess

So we all know that Vampires can’t get into your house unless welcomed, yes? You can sit at home, safe and warm with your netflix and hot chocolate while the Vampires starve outside for just a sip of your delicious marshmallow-and-chocolate-infused blood. Ha! They can’t have it!

…but. BUT! What if you have one of those mats outside your front door. You know. The spiky brown ones you’re supposed to like wipe your boots on or whatever. The ones that SAY WELCOME RIGHT ON THEM.

YOU HAVE PRE-WELCOMED THE VAMPIRES INTO YOUR HOUSE.

TL:DR - The company that invented welcome mats was definitely run by vampires.

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