i feel like this insult went under-appreciated
u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
Tumblr would enjoy this I thought
this is so ridiculous lol.
Two totally different personalities lmao
the joy on their faces my heart
If Dragon Ball Z Go existed
this is the nerdiest shit i have ever seen
This is what I need
when you’re out looking for pokemon but then the server crashes and you’re forced to enjoy nature
u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer
things you need to know when talking to me:
- i talk really fast
- i mumble
- sometimes i talk really fast and mumble at the same time
- sometimes the words from my head don’t transfer right to my mouth so i sometimes just speak nonsense and im the only one who gets what im saying
- have fun trying to understand me
- i repeat stories a lot bc nothing interesting happens to me but i want to be validated
Date a boy who doesnt mind when you dont understand things and explains them without talking down to you
Here’s a golden floofer helping with the groceries. Bed got in way. Still 11/10 helpful af (vid by @categoen)
You’ve heard of sleeveless shirts, now get ready for
SHIRTLESS SLEEVES
the worst part about being lied to, is knowing you are being lied to and the person lying to you still doesn’t think you are worth the truth
you: i love you More me, pulling out a flip chart: that’s cute but actually i love you more. as you can see, the statistics clearly show-
Lizzie McGuire and Isabella publicly humiliating Paulo and going on to perform What Dreams Are Made Of is the single most important event that ever happened within the walls of The Colosseum like literally name a bigger event. You can’t
INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
