i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

this is so ridiculous lol. 

Two totally different personalities lmao

the joy on their faces my heart

If Dragon Ball Z Go existed

this is the nerdiest shit i have ever seen

This is what I need

when you’re out looking for pokemon but then the server crashes and you’re forced to enjoy nature

if this ain’t me

Licking up the tears

omg my heart

u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer

things you need to know when talking to me:

Date a boy who doesnt mind when you dont understand things and explains them without talking down to you

Here’s a golden floofer helping with the groceries. Bed got in way. Still 11/10 helpful af (vid by @categoen)

animal rates?

You’ve heard of sleeveless shirts, now get ready for

SHIRTLESS SLEEVES

the worst part about being lied to, is knowing you are being lied to and the person lying to you still doesn’t think you are worth the truth

you: i love you More me, pulling out a flip chart: that’s cute but actually i love you more. as you can see, the statistics clearly show-

Lizzie McGuire and Isabella publicly humiliating Paulo and going on to perform What Dreams Are Made Of is the single most important event that ever happened within the walls of The Colosseum like literally name a bigger event. You can’t

I keep having dreams about people I don’t want to dream about

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS