death note is literally a comedy
the ENTIRETY of Death Note is just a 37-episode long version of this
There's been a poll bracket going on YouTube for a while now about who's the coolest Pokemon Gym Leader and the 2 finalists make sense but put together are fucking hilarious
Yakuza boss vs Greg from Sprint Mobile who will win
Mad scientist kink where you're the test subject, but you're in the control group so you just sit in a room and eat sandwiches and sometimes we have vanilla sex.
ABCDE GHIJKLMNOP RSTUVWXY
23/26
Coelacanth but it’s the size of a galaxy and it’s spots are stars. Imagine that. You’re welcome
behold, he is real
i love how in FL cannibalism is for the most part only hinted at like ‘ohhh they have such ‘’’’’terrible table manners’’’’’’’’ if you know what i mean’ and the player character has to put in a good bit of effort to even interact with cannibals, much less eat human flesh.
and then in sunless sea its like ‘whoops im out of supplies better eat my crew haha’
listen i don’t know anything about Fallen London but you abbreviating it to FL made me think this was something happening in Florida and as someone who lives in Florida, i was prepared to believe it
beardedboggan
I do believe it. I’ve met some weird hangry people here.
ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVW Y
22/26
disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"
romeoandjulietfan
Romeo + Juliet (1996) Trivia: Shakespeare described Tybalt swordsmanship as “showy”. To transform this into flamboyant gunplay, John Leguizamo worked with choreographer John ‘Cha Cha’ O'Connell to create a flamenco-inspired style.
This is the new gender John Leguizamo invented that one time in case anyone was curious
not even my lizard. we don't know eachother and i have to cradle his ass
dad having a difficult time with gertrude
[ID: a screenshot of a text. a video thumbnail shows a cat with her tongue out shredding a napkin, accompanied by the message: "bitch my napkin."]
biggest rule of tumblr is to make a blog you enjoy and only post what you want otherwise you're getting into the territory of loser behavior.. nothing matters but you and your blog and maybe the fun you have with some mewchies along the way
Some poor suffering gobs!!
I love these and I wish to adopt them.