American Poetry by Brendon Burton
hey bestie sorry to tell you this but your boyfriend tripped into the Petri dish and we lost sight of him under the microscope :(
I grew up scream singing WELL MAYBE I'M THE FAGGOT AMERICA so I'm impervious to online lgbt slur discourse
I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens
posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me
Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?
wait! before you go, let me give you the Cowboy's Goodbye *kisses you passionately. with tongue.*
my toxic trait as a european is believing i can walk anywhere
hey girl sorry um. they didn’t have enough room for your boyfriend in overhead storage so I had to check him. yeah you’re gonna have to pick him up at baggage claim.
toast-potent
i don’t need to say it
starfleetrambo
don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture
kidz bop cask of amontillado
i’m sorry but that caption had me wheezing for a good couple of minutes holy shit