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spongebobssquarepants

OUR BEST AESTHETIC UNISEX CLOTHING IS BACK IN STOCK!

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They are super beautiful 😍 I really want the dear person behind me hoodie 💖

Omg I need all of them!!! Someone buy me theseeee!!!!

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the-indigo-writer

I want these

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Have you tried the cake? It’s good. Maybe you’re thinking “I’ve already eaten” Or “I want to dance later and don’t want to feel bloated.” Maybe you’re thinking “I’m on a diet.” But then How many times will you be offered a piece of cake as delicious as this? Perhaps two or three times a year, if you’re lucky. Over the course of your life, maybe two hundred times.   And how many times will you refuse? How many times will you go skinny dipping in the moonlight? Maybe seven, if you’re lucky. How many times will you lie on your back in the grass and watch the stars? How many times will you let yourself be completely overwhelmed by the great, inconceivable expanse of the universe? There are so many chances to take And of course You don’t know when it will end So it all feels Limitless.

Dodie Clark- In The Middle. (via shutupevanedinger)

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marichatmas

broke: luka and marinette get together and adrien in a spur of the moment realizes he somehow has feelings for marinette and gets jealous

woke: adrien happy luka and marinette are together as he dates kagami and helps break her out of her shell and they go on double dates and mature out of their unhealthy first crush phase into happy loving relationships

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thewellofastarael

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

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psychotictea

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

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seigephoenix

My 8 year old looked at a man in the airport (when I had to fly her to her Dad’s for the summer) and the sass came out in 3 ways.

First: She would constantly ask why someone wasn’t wearing a mask, loudly. “It’s not like it’s hard.”

Second: Standing in line to get food she noticed ome guy behind us wasn’t adhering to the 6 feet guidelines. She turned to him. “Six feet please.” He was so surprised he stepped back automatically. But then glared at me as I shrugged. “Rules are rules dude. She did say please.”

Third: A woman sneezed on the other side of the terminal waiting area. She was joined by a couple other kids for this one. “If you cough or sneeze, use your elbow please.” Honestly half of us were trembling to keep in the laughter and the others were just shocked to hear kids speak up like that.

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captain-snark

hearing a five year old yell across the yard that the neighbors were having a party and “its illegal!” is hysterical. 

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lottieloveart

When life gives you lemons

For the people seriously asking why we are moving back to the citrus scale and what the citrus scale even is. 🍋

What is the citrus scale you ask-

Make sure you tag appropriately.

Why are people doing this? Anything tagged n s f w is completely removed from search results. This means no more followers or likes and artists struggle to find people to commission them. Tumblr has a huge fan base. With the ban, the fans dispersed. This ban that was supposed to get rid of the bots didn’t even do the job and has punished everyone else along with it. Personally, all of my posts got deleted.

I strongly suggest people not wanting to see the content to block the lemon, grapefruit, lime, and smut tag. 🍋

Also, it is super vintage straight from the mid-2000s and that’s so fetch. I haven’t used this scale since middle school, wow. 🍋