flat and slightly disgruntled bee friday

This will never NOT be funny

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

my fav.

this comment on a vid about elon musk was so good i had to save it

can't get over this illustration from the Disco Elysium artbook

if you look at this image you die instantly

They’re adding “skill issue” to the dsm

is this anything

me drinking water at night

you look kinda weird ngl

fuck your entire life

can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feels like nothing changed at all

Collected my favorite post from each drug sub on reddit. I can't stop looking at these.

Me, out loud: I don’t even like him that much. Actually, I don’t like him at all. Dating is dumb. I did NOT desire his stupid ass carnally and if I did I was purely hormonal.

The devil that cohabits my body, shares my emotions and can read all my thoughts:

maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time

Fuck gentle touch, I wanna get my faggot cunt mauled by a dominant alpha Serbian top!!!

whoa

I am not immune to the funny, speed-freak, orange bomber jacket wearing torque-dork

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

What about violence in movies?

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.