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March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY

There’s no op because this post was sent from god himself

Cattitude

@mostlycatsmostly

Majestic

hey what’s up how’s everybody’s weekend going it’s 11am here and i just had to hear my nana use the word ‘precum’ incorrectly in a room full of like 40 people how y’all doin today

it’s rly important to my nana to stay ‘hip and cool’ so she parrots a lot of the slang she hears us use. so last thanksgiving i was trying to put ketchup on smthn and i forgot to shake the bottle and got that gross watery bit first and went “oh no the ketchup precum” and my nana overheard and asked what that meant, and instead of telling my sweet 70 y/o nana what precum meant, i told her it was just a silly word for the unmixed liquid that comes out of squeeze bottles

anyways, cut to today where we’re having a  birthday lunch for my cousin and she goes to put mustard on smthn and gets the watery shit and sighs to herself “mustard precum” in her sweet lil welsh accent and every single person who knew what it meant and overheard took 30pts of psychic damage and sat there for a minute like

Torbernite - Margabal Mine, Aveyron, Midi-Pyrénées, France

my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers

This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.

the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool

The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers

im valid???

you are valid

Mine is black and white, am I part of the club?

we’re all in the same family

All colours game.

#mountaindewequality

MT Dew said gay rights

True Gamers Say Gay Rights

my terrible girls, welcoming me home

my terrible girls, watching me leave

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

it’s the vitamin d bitch

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

due to personal reasons i’ll be

Me

I’m screaming jesus