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@ambassadorquark / ambassadorquark.tumblr.com

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a smart man with an inimitable sense of style. an average of 5.2 atrocities per act. terf/transmed types explicitly unwelcome.
💉 9/30/2020
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ambassadorquark

pinned post!

i don’t have a BYF or anything, here’s a link to my about page if you want to see a few tags i use a lot. i don’t really regulate my notes/followers much but if i’m sensing a troublesome vibe i will usually just block somebody, LMK if anybody i’ve been naively interacting with is like horrible and i haven’t noticed i guess.

...anyway, i have a webcomic that i host right here on tumblr. i’m including it in this pinned just so people know about it but you should open it up on desktop browser for actual coherent pagination, i need the clout of posting it on tumblr for my effort to feel worth the level of engagement i get on it. it is a d&d-inspired fantasy webcomic about lady adventurers. a lot of it is dumb jokes but there’s also a story now!

check it out if you want, love you

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gimmickbird
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rumwik

I love it when Disney refuses to consider the relative levels of wretchedness between villains so every Halloween we're treated to merchandise like this

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radiation
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christianstepmoms

It's 2029, Tumblr has all but been abandoned, except for two posters. One is a 35 year old Onceler holdout from Nebraska. The other is making ground breaking cum jokes that could have defined an entire decade of posting. The two never had an overlapping mutual cluster, and as such, each person believes themselves to be the last poster on Tumblr.

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bigwizardhat
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coughloop

Sure you're "child free" now. But in 20 years when your riches are vast and you rule with an iron fist you're gonna feel real fucking embarrassed when you're ready to be usurped and the only guy scheming enough to poison your wine Is a weird cousin with vague familial connections instead of your flesh and blood idiot son that wants the throne a few years sooner

ambassadorquark

many want their fave tv men to be right about stuff or good people or whatever. NOT me. the fucked up little workplace sexual harrassment guy from star trek DS9 is my astral wife

#beep boop
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brimstone-cowboy
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pussyronin

swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts

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autisticandroids
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prolibytherium

tossing and turning on a terrible blowup mattress in the afternoon heat, AC is useless, sweating through my sheets, fitfully drifting in and out of sleep where I'm having a half conscious dream-vision about the "dave and busters sex room", which is a mysterious room in every dave and busters that is guarded by twin spearmen with the heads of jackals

ambassadorquark

one of the new UI features i actually kinda like is that you can now change the order your sideblogs appear in and bc i have a lot of old abandoned blogs and empty URLs i wanted to save for whatever reason it was cool to be able to move the ones i actually use to the top + it also translates to the quick reblog feature on mobile instead of just loading seemingly random blogs as quick reblog options. so i enjoy that in theory. but my muscle memory is so used to scrolling down to access my sideblogs at this point i keep forgetting i moved them and clicking the wrong one 😭

#beep boop
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grawly
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weedclown69

we have got to take monster energy anyway from the hands of trans people

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effemimaniac

“we have got to take the halos away from the heads of angels” <- how you sound right now