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me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
mom: finish the one you have sweetie
me: it's empty
mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

He’s right and he should say it.

we have to start somewhere, things take time and the show was cut short thanks to covid so calm down beyonce and wait for season 2

you’re talking to a guy who put gay kisses in Doctor Who in two thousand and five, I think he knows a bit about “starting somewhere.”

okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there’s love like carl and ellie’s

Didn’t she die

well sure, but after like, the longest and happiest life together living out their own little adventures. they both lived really full lives, and they loved each other so much through every second of it

i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals

“didn’t she die” breaking news. perfect relationships now grant you immortality

I found it funny that a dude living in a cave for 20 years decided to vaccinate as soon as he heard about the virus for the first time

you leave your cave and you hear that there’s a global plague, but good news, there’s a vaccine! but bad news, a lot of people won’t get the vaccine, out of jackassery.

if that was me I’d be like “shit like this, is EXACTLY why I’m a cave hermit.”

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Diego probably mocking Allison and Luther for years just to end up in this situation is comedic gold: