Please remind your friends that did not or could not finish college that they are not failures.

you know who’s annoyingly good at this?? stephanie beatriz. (©brooklyn 99 fb)

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

this post shot me in the neck

The fact I’m going to end this beautiful year of 20gayteen without a girlfriend is homophobia at it’s finest and I will not stand for it

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

An epic saga

#a bi mood

This is an actual event made on facebook that says “March to get AMLO (Mexico’s new president) to send food and water to Tony Stark”.

And yes, that’s 18 thousand people who clicked they’re interested in going.

Just in case some of you thought Tony-hate existed outside of tumblr lol.

also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people

thanos’ snap was as random as an airport’s random security check

Sometimes I forget how young I am, I have time. There’s enough time.