Meme redraw
a hasty retreat!
(this one’s a commission from twitter; message me if you’re interested in commissioning! All mp100 commissions are 50% off because I just love it too much to charge full price)
Also I'm reading this article
and it's says:
Labor data analysts today warned of a worsening “demographic drought” and its impact on a shrinking workforce and the American economy. The crisis, they said, is caused by a shortage of people projected to continue for the rest of this century and affect every business and region of the country. Their warning comes days after the U.S. Chamber of Commerce launched a campaign to address a growing shortage of workers.
And that's straight up proganada. Literally anytime you see something saying "labor shortage" causing a bad economy/recession/bad lives for future americans yes it's fake because obviously there are people here Now who wanna work and just aren't paid enough. But also... They just don't wanna downsize or lose profit. Straight up. That's all it is. They'd rather tank the country and your lives as an act of intimidation to avoid taking a loss themselves. A loss that would leave them millions of times better off than most of us anyway, btw
Translated to normal human speak it's just:
Our businesses and corporations are too large to sustain with the current workforce. In order to avoid downsizing or losing profit and existing to serve the public, we think it should be your responsibility to have more babies that exist to serve us. Until you agree with us we'll just keep holding this over you since your lives also revolve around the capital we provide :)
As multi-million/billion dollar companies/corporations we can afford to keep this up a lot longer than you can try resisting us :)
Hey if y'all can help my gf's younger sibling I would absolutely appreciate it.
My MIL feels pretty confident Cullen will make a full recovery and go into remission with treatment which is great. If y'all could just help them get that treatment that'd be amazing.
As of May 28th the GoFundMe me is at $800/$2000
That was somebody's mom whose dream had always been to be a restaurant owner but sadly she married into the mafia and she was like the mom of someone important and moms are like the one authority italians recognise so when she put her foot down and said "NO. We are going to make them great food and give them the most lovely evening!" Nobody dared disagree and thanks to op she got to live her dream for a night she probably remembers them as fondly as they remember her
i am not calling twitter fucking x
im deadnaming that shit
i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up
i think everyone is entitled to complain about UI changes, but if you weren’t here when the reblog button was at the top of the post we can’t be in conversation
“oh it’s so different and awful and functions like an actual social media site now” correct. your pain is nothing compared to those who had to overwrite the muscle memory of scrolling back up to the top of the post to reblog
actually @staff you have the opportunity to be the funniest motherfuckers on the planet if your next UI change is to put the reblog button back on the top of the posts
post cancelled because google informs me this was over a decade ago and i am not okay
Tuira Kayapó brandished her machete in the face of a government official who was trying to convince indigenous leaders to accept a mega-dam project in the Amazon, 1989
little kid ran up to me and screamed HI DAD and ignored his mom saying that I wasn't. the legacy lives on
should also mention that this is the third time a little kid has done this to me. whats going on
garf :3 💜💙
the full strip
That makes it WORSE
Wonky Fenrir vibes in honor of the winter solstice and the polar night
Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p
learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.
Idk why staff thinks they can make huge and unnecessary changes to their layout and their highly autistic userbase is just gonna be okay with that