PTX/GLEE

‘Usher: Twix Worlds’ commercial (Sept. 2002)

Baby

When you leave the baby with dad.

how it feels when your grades suddenly drop close to the end of the school year

the best kind of dog honestly„

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

when you pass an exam you expected to fail

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

That's was an eggcelent pun

<3

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

at first i was really worried about this post but then i sobbed happily

Lmao this dude went to Chuck E Cheese’s

it’s not plastic surgery it’s contour, youre all so ignorant, im quitting this toxic site

i need to find a husband and have a baby now

this is too much for me right now

omg omg omg

watch my youtube for great music and happy vibes :’)