really fun part about reading english poetry is finding words that are meant to rhyme but do not rhyme but actually they do rhyme bc the poet is writing in their accent and not yours. humbling and illuminating.
Im srry but w/ bandcamp union busting i cant stop but think back to when i was goin back n forth w/ dumbasses on here who were calling them equivalent to a local indie record store and not a corporation w/ a monopoly on indie music distro. Thank god the employees arent as dumb as some musicians.
If you're a musician you should be supporting unionization efforts at bandcamp btw. Dont be a fuckin loser who loves corporations over workers, Bandcamp United website has more info.
Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.
There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'
If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.
If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:
- Do I trust the person feeding me?
- Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?
- Have I seen Kevin within the past week?
- Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)
she's a ten but, like a cat, she sleeps for seventeen hours a day & when she is awake, she needs your undivided attention.
Angels Adoring the Heart of Jesus - Vincent López Portaña (detail) // Elizabeth I as a Princess - attributed to William Scrots (detail) // The Relief of Genoa by the Marquis of Santa Cruz - Antonio de Pereda (detail) // Saint Cecilia - Cesare Dandini (detail) // King - Florence + the Machine
any way of cleaning your glasses is the correct way. except for licking the lenses. don't do that shit.
✨ audacity ✨
"useless gay" jokes are OUT this energy is IN
(people also need to remember that “useless gay” came from a post about a lesbian being easily distracted from a conversation by a pretty girl nearby)
(it didn’t originally mean “gays can’t do anything.” it meant “attractive people in one’s proximity can render one temporarily unfit for human interaction.” I don’t know how it got so taken out of context)
just took a DNA test but it turned out I didn’t have any and the doctor got really mad at me
the "you aren't friends" really sells it.
hey so - we frogged your boyfriend. The pattern wasn't working out and we'd rather use the materials for something else. Yeah, we unraveled all of him, wound him into balls and put him back in the stash. Sorry. You can help us pick out a new pattern, if you want.
-gasp- you reduced him to boyfriend material??








