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ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.
Modern prose.
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Gah damn
Earlier this week, I was discrediting a negative experience I had as just me overthinking things. But my friend pointed out that it was very likely a real and valid thing that I was noticing, and I probably shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss what I feel. So this little chub cat is for all of you out there like me- you’re not crazy. Believe yourself and your feelings, and if you’re unsure, get a friend to double-check the situation. ♡
i have recently started watching fma and let me say this: i love him.
hmm.. hmmmm…. alright i’ll just go fuck myself then
Please enjoy these rolling fruit animals, here to motivate you this week! :D🍓🍒🍊 They’re really small in comparison to the fruits.
Bengal tiger cub - Olmense zoo by Mandenno Photography
This show was super important.
once you’ve updated to ios11 it’s under emergency sos! 💕
Here’s what it looks like for Android
This. And a Pepper spray !
BUT WHO TO CALL WHEN POLICE ABUSE?
HEY SO ANDROID HAS THIS TOO, AT LEAST ON THE S8 IF NOT ON OTHERS
It’s under Settings > Advanced Features > SOS
I was really glad to know iOS had this feature but worried about Android users, so I wanted to make sure everyone knew that they also have the option for this. Stay safe you guys!!
Baddest bitch thus far.
she’s such a cutiepie


