the thing I forgot to mention about gay brunch/accidental date is that literally all the girls I was sitting with including the girl I went to the farmer's market with were all on Hinge or Tinder and some of them in fact liked me on those but I didn't like them back
I hate being the one to pay for group orders because my friends are SO SLOW at responding to Venmo requests and it stresses me out because I don't want to have to ask twice but I literally cannot afford $100 of food
the form of social media you don't think about during a break up that comes back to haunt you later: venmo
I think I accidentally went on a date
I mean she was like "I'm not saying this is a date but..." so idk for sure lol
Her plans ended up changing as we were driving so we rerouted to the farmer's market and had a nice time
ahh!! i did something similar, i met someone at a concert and gave them a ride home (40 minutes!!) so they wouldn’t have to uber at midnight and we have talking since then!! i’m too afraid to make a move though lmao
I mean I would tell to you to go for it but I know that I personally would also be too afraid so...maybe they will?
guys I met a cute girl at gay brunch and I offered to drive her somewhere 20 minutes away so she doesn't have to Uber. is this a mistake
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I still dont think horses really exist
oh yeah? check under your bed.
going to gay brunch
maybe I shouldnt have tried putting on eyeliner myself for the first time an hour before gay brunch
you know what it may not be the best eyeliner job but I still look fierce
going to gay brunch
maybe I shouldnt have tried putting on eyeliner myself for the first time an hour before gay brunch
i’m a god at eye contact nobody is better at eye contact than me i’m neurotypical and very good at small talk by how are you wow it is chilly outside omg what did your boyfriend do that’s crazy i can’t believe that oh i’m so sorry that happened i’ve studied all the scripts
my therapist says my ex was a bully, gaslighter, and abuser. I already knew all that but feels good to have someone else say it
I forgot about the horrors of going into a McDonald's
somehow the math isn't mathing when I go shopping anymore
I still have an hour til therapy and since I don't want to go into another store and spend $50 again I think I'll go to McDonald's, use the app for a $1 item, and sit in the parking lot on their wifi
somehow the math isn't mathing when I go shopping anymore
just emailed my therapist at 11:53 PM begging for a session tomorrow if she has any free. this is not a good look