Amandy

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”

best thing i’ve seen all day

Posted all around the barracks during the Skeleton War.

when someone you dont like texts you about their problems

when you pretend you know the lyrics

I hate this with a burning passion

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DANK MEMES

OOH MY GOD, IM GLAD I READ THIS

i hate this

I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women?

your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening

but now you want to be included

no

imagine youre sitting next to your dog watching TV and he says exactly one clearly pronounced word in English and you freak the fuck out and he literally never does it again 

me

I HATE ALL OF YOU