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@alytyler

I/don’t/care. Idk, Mostly Ace and ADHD stuff.
Side blog: @thoughtsaboutbats for original posts about batman related stuff
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Sometimes I look at my ipad Lock Screen and am like wow. I drew that. In like 2018. And it’s the best thing I think I ever drew and I can’t ever come up with ideas of things to draw cause all the ideas went into like that drawing and my home screen and now theres nothing left.

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You know what, I don’t think I ever showed these here

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Young women today blaming feminism for the evils of capitalism… i want you to have time to pick berries as well but that’s not on women in the 70s for wanting to have a life independent of their husbands

Not only this, I've seen people blame the 2nd wave feminist movement for stagnating wages. They claim that, because women entered and saturated the workforce, employers can get away with paying everyone less. Not everyone comes out and says the quiet part out loud, but a lot of these arguments have the obvious implication of "things were better when the workforce was mostly men and women were just homemakers."

Like not only is this historically inaccurate (poor women and many women of color have always had to work outside the home, for one), it's so victim-blamey. Instead of getting angry at the corporations who keep making more and more record profits every year while continuing to underpay their employees, let's get angry at women fighting for and achieving financial independence.

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feeling very foolish for not knowing this or figuring it out sooner but turns out if you just slap your mattress straight on a wire bed frame like one of these bad boys

you are going to be on that princess and the pea shit and think you are actually dying with how bad your back will eventually feel so please if all you have is a mattress and a frame do not be like me and rawdog those wires, slip a wood board or some flattened boxes between your mattress and the lumbar torture matrix to flatten the surface. peace and love.

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If you're an artist and are having trouble building followers, especially if you're new on tumblr or back after leaving, reblog this with some of your art. It will be visible to everyone checking the notes. Everyone keep checking the notes and follow whoever puts their cool art in them. People keep telling me I'm Tumblr famous so maybe this helps!

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Notes are JAM PACKED with art to look at and users to follow so please check them out!! I decided I wouldn’t reblog or mention any specific ones so as not to give anyone more attention than anyone else. Just so you notice this post instead of scrolling past it here’s a microscopy photo of a saltwater tardigrade, I bet some of you didn’t know tardigrades came in other shapes but they do:

photo is from here. Anyway please look at the art in the notes ty

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

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Constantly ending up in situations where the biomechanics of my non-human OCs' genitals is critically plot relevant, and like, not even for sex reasons.

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(For those wondering what the image has to do with the initial post, the pictured episode's B plot involves the glamrock Napoleon looking dude using his prehensile penises to cheat at cards.)

Obsessed with this kitchen renovation where they found a 300 year old well under their kitchen and instead of filling it all in they made it a feature, like it's SO cool this well was so important and then forgotten and now being celebrated as part of the history of this house I love it