Be At Peace, Not In Pieces

sorry guys i tripped

[war flashbacks]

I hope my future children are this wonderful.

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

*friendly boner*

broner

I think I just peed my pants.

tips on writing essays:

Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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me right now

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

Tumblr is the only fucking place where boys and girls are free and comfortable to have this kind of conversations between them.