Say this to someone right before sucking their dick

i think it would be hard to be sad after that

Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda?

Yep! It was right after filming it, actually.

What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got her daughter the part, however she died before she got to see it. Or so Mara thought. Apparently just a few weeks before she died Danny Devito went in to the hospital with a rough first edit of the movie and got to let her watch it before she passed.

when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where

Hi! I need your help. Can you give me .021 bitcoin for my pussy

why does your cat need bitcoin anyway

she’s starting a small business

“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…

Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

chicken nuggets are disgusting

Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

next time he’ll think before he cheats

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

Woman says racist remarks and another woman is not having it!

can we please find her @!!!!!!

so your duck ass 3 months pregnant and started a fight if you dont gtf

@ladygaga this what we need girl

You’re doing great sweetie !!! Keep it up !!!

I’m reblogging this every time I see it on my dash

BEAT DAT ASSSSSS

Her name is Colleen Dagg (daggdagg94 on twitter)

“can’t be one foot in and one foot out”

“Niggers” lol

LMFAOOOOOO