Ciara Jones

oli sykes smiles between screams

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

this is so interesting

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

Friend: OMG you should watch this new show it’s so good

Me: Is it on Netflix? 

 Friend: No its on TV

 Me: I ain’t never gonna watch that shitty ass show

some girls are legitimately not nice u need to be careful dont let tumblr’s ‘all girls are beautiful and gifts to the world’ fool u because there are really horrible girls and women out there

seeing your teacher outside of school is the weirdest thing ever if you don’t agree with me then you’re wrong

It snowed yesterday and the road is clear but the trees look so pretty