oli sykes smiles between screams
tyler and josh act romeo and juliet in german (x)
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
checks grades
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
this is so interesting
today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life
i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
Friend: OMG you should watch this new show it’s so good
Me: Is it on Netflix?
Friend: No its on TV
Me: I ain’t never gonna watch that shitty ass show
some girls are legitimately not nice u need to be careful dont let tumblr’s ‘all girls are beautiful and gifts to the world’ fool u because there are really horrible girls and women out there
seeing your teacher outside of school is the weirdest thing ever if you don’t agree with me then you’re wrong
It snowed yesterday and the road is clear but the trees look so pretty

