Reblog if your soulmate is fictional….

I know I’m not alone

“sighs in sadness knowing I’ll be alone forever”

person: gosh you’re so thirsty for men who could be your dad or brother…

me:

Um, fuck yes. 

this is how you do music right.

I love this so much. Like how stoked would you be if a band you loved helped you sneak into a big show of theirs?

I’ve heard this story before and love that they did this. Stop me if you heard this other one: The Ramones were playing in England and before the show they were hanging out in the dressing room when someone tossed a stone at the window. They looked out to see some young punks who wanted to get into the show but didn’t have money for tickets. The Ramones reached down and pulled the guys up and got them in. Those young punks without tickets were to become The Clash. Good to hear they kept it going.

The real epitome of punk tbh….

Is the new Batwoman show bad? Absolutely. Do queer girls deserve a fun stupid hokey crappy superhero show of their own like straight dudes have gotten repeatedly for decades? Absolutely.

This whole post is a big big big mood

honestly, I think it’s a lot more funny than it actually is

The Evolution of a Meme

how could u forget…

OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE

Someone find that post of that dude who gets stuck in an elevator cause that has this exact energy

@shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

Exactly the same energy thank you my comrade

HI YES I ADORE THIS

I live for old posts that have been reblogged over a while

It has been 5 years leave this out of my activity

Hey @itsagifnotagif you ready for this to be brought into the 2020s?

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

if anyone thinks there’s a better gif than this one then theyre dead fucking wrong

look how mad the portrait is when he pulls it down though

THE BRICKS

#are the bricks a separate sticker or did doof just peel off his own siding  #what a RICH visual gag

“Yes”

Speculating about Batman’s powers while on Watchtower monitor duty..

Green Lantern: *sketching on a tablet he conjured up* Hey, Wal? What if he can smell crime?

The Flash: *speed-typing a report for Batman* … What if he smells crime, Kyle?

Green Lantern: Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude! What if he can smell crime before it even happens?

The Flash: Dude, that’s amazing… Smells crime before it even happens. Yes, dude!

Green Lantern: WHAT IF HIS ENTIRE HEAD IS JUST ONE BIG NOSE? Write that down, I like that.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~

Batman: *in a space ship somewhere in the Solar System, listening in via the comms* Hnn.

Speculating about Batman’s powers while on Watchtower monitor duty..

Green Lantern: *sketching on a tablet he conjured up* Hey, Wal? What if he can smell crime?

The Flash: *speed-typing a report for Batman* … What if he smells crime, Kyle?

Green Lantern: Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude! What if he can smell crime before it even happens?

The Flash: Dude, that’s amazing… Smells crime before it even happens. Yes, dude!

Green Lantern: WHAT IF HIS ENTIRE HEAD IS JUST ONE BIG NOSE? Write that down, I like that.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~

Batman: *in a space ship somewhere in the Solar System, listening in via the comms* Hnn.

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m

put this on all 3 of my blogs

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

Couldn’t scroll

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

For almost losing myself, and those we have lost.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Fuck this

i’m suppoed to be taking a break from posting anything but i ain’t fucking risking this!

Omg

DAMMIT! Sorry y’all… 😩

What the fuckity fuck. Damn this post

Why…..

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this