WE DONT CARE IN 2018!!!

mark hamill has achieved peak comedy everyone else go home

getting real tired of not having anyone to kiss on NYE

I thought u were talking about Bill Nye for a sec

getting real tired of not having any Nyes to kiss

bill nye #1 kiss boy

It was about 4:52AM the other night and I was talking about how Oscar Isaac manages to have incredible beard dexterity. He has so may facial hair looks, it’s ridiculous.

You’re right and I hate it

choose your fighter

This is all the same guy??????

He’s a shapeshifter

the tea is scalding

These are the most stereotypical young republicans I’ve ever seen

hmmm

They deserve more respect from the general public…

who?

The retail worker reading this

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

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Reblog if you’d rather have $45 than a gender

all letters in my name are actually silent

it’s pronounced like *gust of wind*

Are we talking a poetic autumn breeze or a fart here

depends on your accent

eventually you’ll end up where you need to be, with who you’re meant to be with, and doing what you should be doing.

babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

the actions associated with physically caring for another human being are so intimate and sacred that they’re often not even spoken about, just felt. like someone combing your hair or putting lotion on you or fixing your outfit or bathing you or caressing you, it’s almost familial. there’s a sentiment in it that equalizes both parties, shouts “i’m here like you’re here and we’re here together, not alone” its powerful and balming