I'm such a weirdo

Rainy Day

Over the garden wall background art

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

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Ideas for home theatre. Illustration for ‘Blue Beard Tableau’ from Warne’s Home Annual (1868).

BOJACK HORSEMAN S02E12 - "Out to Sea"

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morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once

Aw he’s just looking for love

Last night I had this dream that I went into the office and one of my coworkers told me someone was going to get fired for reading and writing fanfiction during work hours. There was this desk with all these printed off screenshots of different fics that were accessed while on the clock and I realized they were all fics I read and I was the one getting fired. 

Woke up in a panic until I remembered that I’ve never used my work computer for fanfiction and also I don’t go into an office so none of that could ever happen.

Can relate