this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs
Then yall will love this other one of theirs'
The influence of Alexandrian Judaism is pretty clear in Zosimos's work, along with heavy influences from Hermetic and Gnostic theology.
Because of this, he has a hilariously literal take on the idea of tikkun olam. (The reparation of the world.)
Zosimos's take is that once you have enough understanding of god and the self, you can literally transform reality into a more divine shape.
Additionally, he sees the stars and planets as divine beings akin to Gnostic archons. Their job is to distract man from perfect knowledge of the self.
Implying that tikkun olam will eventually involve using alchemy to blow up the moon.
To be clear: he doesn't actually say "I think we should pray until we can blow up the moon with alchemy" but it's a very logical conclusion to reach given his theology.
happy Mother’s Day to these two queens
Literally next time someone is offering people money to vote on tumblr ship war polls, PLEASE let me know. I am SO broke and monetary bribes WILL influence my vote more than any morals, principles, or even adherence to personal taste ever could. You have my solemn word that with the right profit incitive, I WILL vote for your random ass youtube minecraft ship hell I'd even vote for marvel. PSA - THINK OF ME NEXT TIME. #STEDEWARD 2K23
Armor of Invisibility. Does it make you invisible? Better. It itself is invisible, which seriously confuses people who try to hit an "unarmored" enemy.
Well worth the months of your fellow players looking weirdly at you as you point out your character is naked repeatedly!
You.... you wear a thick padded jacket under any kind of armor....
Maybe you do but some of us aren't cowards
what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war
Wars over, son.
why are you guys in such low quality
nevermind i feel like the internet equivalent to wile e coyote slamming into a wall painted like a tunnel
daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end
ideas conceived by the truly deranged
America mostly observes DST, but landlocked Arizona does not, but inside Arizona is the Navajo Nation which DOES, but inside the Navajo Nation is the Hopi Reservation which DOES NOT.
Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.
Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy
the only reason i know about girl math and girl dinner is because of people on here complaining about those terms. and those people who first started complaining saw it on tiktok. so heres the thing. why dont we all just never look at tiktok again forever. then these things won't happen anymore.
Gotta say I sorta love the progression that happened from
Girl math: haha slightly silly/dumb thing me and my girlfriends do
Girl math: straight up sexism
Boy math: poignant comment on shit which our society continually allow men to get away with
me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how's negotiations going?
it's really up in the air right now
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.
that’s how fucked up our world is now
RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen. it's time to put an end to this.
Please blend @i-am-a-fish from Tumblr!
@i-am-a-fish from Tumblr is being blended!!
is this real
yea... sorry. 😕
man.
Taako motions between Davenport and his boyfriend.
“Dav, Krav,” He says. “Krav, Dav.”
They walk away believing each other’s names to be Davitz and Kravenport
this is the only legal addition to this post. everyone else go home
