Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post
The Scary Jokes' new album Retinal Bloom is just 3 days away!
i wanna get more hickeys but my warrior’s instincts keep causing me to effortlessly dodge every bite and scratch with beastly precision
This is the FINAL ROUND of determining the most popular special NPC. The one with the most votes will be crowned ultimate most popular, and will go up against the most popular villager on June 16th!
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
- retrieval team for objects in the backseat
- custodian of the parking garage tickets
- "All clear my way"
- en-route dining concierge
- announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
Don't forget the Tommy Gun
You should never forget the Tommy Gun
Stolen from twitter bc I need to see everyone's answers
kolthedestroyer anime-obama it is done.
I present to you the greatest thing I have ever created.
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Anonymous asked:
What is your Hogwarts house?
Actually I've already processed all five stages of grief in regards to a beloved author from my childhood very publicly making the jump from "milquetoast liberal with unexamined biases" to "actively dangerous bigot who will double down into perpetuity" and will no longer be basing any part of my identity on her intellectual property! Thanks for asking!
