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L. A. Lanquist

@alsuper2 / alsuper2.tumblr.com

Most people call me Ashford. I am a transgender man (he/him/his), as well as an aspiring novelist and librarian. You can expect a lot of politics, role playing games, and cute animals on here. You'll also see a number of random things that I can't quite prepare you for because I really just reblog what I like. Check out my blog: at http://www.lalanquist.com
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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket

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manawhaat

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

In UI/UX design, menus have different names depending on the aspect they have, I knew about the hamburger menu and so I figured the “meatballs menu” could exist too, and it does…

thats it, im not posting the rest of the day, this is the best fucking thing ive learned in the past 3 weeks

this is what we needed to learn in distance learning

In my Actual Job I regularly have to tell people “you have to click the hamburger to unhide the sidebar menu” and if you think this makes anything clearer you are WRONG.

Whoever designated these icons knew exactly how what they were doing to the people who have to explain how they work.

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alsuper2

In my actual job we call the kebab & meatballs "the dot dot dot".

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dreadwedge

Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock

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I would love to see a video game where you start off doing tower defense, and when you die, depending on how far you got, you get to pick a permanent buff for your next life.

And the buff options are fairly innocuous/vague things like “Speed” and “HP” and “Power”.

BUT THEN

Your next life, lore-wise, is you restarting your life as part of the enemy faction and the game becomes a bullet hell. Whatever buffs you chose before apply to you in BOTH modes.

So each time you get stronger and stronger, constantly trying to beat your own previous choices.

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Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

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wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

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scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

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geryone

the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list