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Tumblr is not a social media site to me, it is a cool scrapbooking \ creative writing club I go to at my local library

why is it genuinely fun seeing girls vanities and what they have on it, inside their bags, their bookshelves ect…I swear half the things I end up wanting/buying is from spending time lovingly looking at these things. girls are carrying a whole thrift store of treasures to me

do i need to be institutionalized or is it just my period

my brothers share special interests and my favorite thing to do is walk in a room and be like "hey guys can you tell me about the mariana trench" and then sit there for an hour while they both infodump to me about the ocean it's extremely entertaining

and my parents are always like "oh my god why would you do that" bitch. I want to learn about the ocean and these two thirteen year old boys r my most trusted source

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I mean, I could google questions I have about medieval weaponry and horsemanship, but on the other hand I could message my sister the simple statement “have question about historical saddles” and get both a phone call and a comprehensive 3 page google document within an hour

Seriously, if you know someone who has a special interest you’d like info about, go ask them! It costs zero money, you make them happy, and you learn way more than a basic google search would tell you.

Asking is a love language

Asking is a love language

This is also true for people who are not autistic, like academics and people who enjoy teaching! One of my happiest memories is the time some of my friends were chatting on the porch, and one of them stuck their head in and said, “Hey Ash, why are owls associated with wisdom?” And I was like, “Well! It’s because--” and she called another friend and they let me teach them about Athena for two minutes.

i love that motorcycles exist. like i'm genuinely so glad that someone was like "what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole"

what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it

i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart

artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

current note count: 4,872

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

truly possessed with envy any time i drive by someone sitting on their porch with a beverage

made this post bc I saw a fat man with a mustache zonked out in a rocking chair and it made me so jealous that I almost threw up

my favorite genre is stupid idiot fathers protecting their stupid idiot little children

*experiences symptoms when no one is around to see me* I have got to stop faking for attention

*crying alone in my bed* ugh I have to stop this attention seeking behavior, so manipulative

Kill yourself if you’re quiet during sex

in seven months pacific rim will be 10 years old

happy 10th birthday to the only movie ever!!!!!!!!

I don't care what gender you are. Put on this slutty top and these tight shorts.

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me