'di Angelo

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

tubby custard.

No Notes forbidden tubby custard lore post.

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

If they really are going for a Darklina ending, s2 is a super clever way of leading up to it. Alina is going through a corruption arc that is a copypaste of Aleksander's, losing the mortal love of her life, using Merzost and having shadow summoning power, working for a king and trying to make a better life for Grisha and ultimately failing and losing herself along the way. Aleksander's complete emotional vulnerability vs. Alina being closed off and cold and distant in s2. Alina showing everyone she isn't a naive little girl, that she hasn't forgotten or forgiven him for lying to her, collaring her and taking her power, threatening and hurting her loved ones, usuing her as a weapon and disregarding her wishes. She's angry and hurt and betrayed and she's taking it out on him relentlessly. She doesn't melt and run back into his arms the moment he touches her or gives her the puppy eyes. She hurts him back, she manipulates him and uses his feelings for her against him, she mocks him to his face and pokes all his wounds, she refuses to hear him out just like he didn't hear her out, rubbing her relationship with Mal in his face, seductively taking off her kefta with her back to him and looking over her shoulder like "see this? want it? well too bad you can't have it bitch" and landing a double blow by rejecting his color, etc. Aleksander proving his feelings for her are genuine times and times again by protecting her and reaching out to her again and again after being rejected, desperately trying to warm her of the fate that awaits her, dying at her hand and yet feeling at peace because it was her, my little saint, my Alina, GOD HE LOVES HER SO MUCH IT'S KILLING ME. Ehem, back to the point, what i'm trying to say is they're removing the imbalance in Alina and Aleksander's relationship so beautifully???? At first i was too mad at Aleksander's death scene and lack of book Darklina moments to appreciate it but now i'm actually so happy with s2 Darklina?? Like if they were trying to sabotage the ship instead of setting it up to be endgame then their effort was an utter failure lmao. Also, no love rivals in sight?? Mal broke up with her and left and Nikolai is unavailable since he's gonna be with Zoya. Unless they pull a Alina/Genya twist (which i'd love) then it's either Alina on her own (not too bad) or with Aleksander (i'd sell my soul for that). Not gonna get my hopes up though, just in case they fuck us over or we don't get a s3 at all.

I went to riverbed to wait for you to show up, you didnt show up, I kept waiting .

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

oh my god the original out in the wild

a little life by hanya yanagihara // dorothy parker // in a dream you saw a way to survive by clementine von radics // i’d have to think about it - leith ross // don’t know // comet (2014) // shapechangers in the winter by margaret atwood // in a letter to allen grover by martha gellhorn // morning in the burned house by margaret atwood // don’t know

what i could never confess without some bravado by emily palermo // a song for a lover of long time ago - bon lver // lies about sea creatures by ada limón //cassandra: a novel and four essays by christa wolf // the next time we talk on facebook by clementine von radics // i bet on losing dogs - mitski // don’t know

kneeling into a dream where I am good & loved. if you even care

it lingers for your whole life by katie maria (heavensghost on tumblr) // origin story by desireé dallagiacomo // art by becca stadtlander // seven - taylor swift // jasmine R, untitled // cut by catherine lacey // woodtangle by mary reufle // cardigan - taylor swift // mouthful of forevers by clementine von radics

Sound on

im like if a really boring girl had a lot of things wrong with her

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

*slams reblog*

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED

DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC

BORN= existing as a result of birth

BORNE= carried or transported by

LIGHTENING = to make something less dark in color or to lessen its weight

LIGHTNING = bright flash of light during electrical storms

{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}

((adm: I just want to add-

Loose- untight

Lose- opposite of winning))

((ALSO: A fun trick -  Affect = Action  Effect = End Result ))

There = In that place

Their = belonging to them

can’t = a contraction for cannot

cant = a tilt or lean at an angle, usually to accommodate accessibility

Me thinking that this is child’s play and that I know it all already:

Me realising there are some things I didn’t already know:

TO- GOING ONE PLACE TOWARDS ANOTHER

TWO- 2, A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 3

TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD, THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.

TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE

WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD,

THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I’m gonna add

ROGUE: CRIMINAL/REBEL/VAGRANT/ETC

ROUGE: RED MAKEUP

it’s rogues gallery, guys. Not rouge gallery. You’re making me think batman has an extensive lipstick collection.

If you’re talking about a weapons CACHE, it’s pronounced cash.

If you say cashay, that’s how CACHET is pronounced which means prestige and does not mean a collection of items stored together in a hidden/inaccessible place.

NO ONE IS ‘PREJUDICE"

PEOPLE ARE “PREJUDICED”

If he’s not moving, he’s STATIONARY.

If he’s a fucking space pencil, then carry on with STATIONERY.

If it’s wet precipitation falling out of the sky, it’s RAIN

If it’s someone ruling over people, it’s REIGN

If it’s holding back someone from (or getting someone to stop doing) something, that’s to REIN [them] IN (…as if you were using REINS on a horse)

(and oh yeah)

If you’re telling someone they’re going to have to reconsider an opinion or course of action, then they have ANOTHER THINK COMING

(because “another thing coming” makes no damn sense whatsoever unless they’re in some kind of monster movie, ffs)

Just adding:

HOARD - (n.) a collection of stuff, (vb) to collect a collection of stuff.

HORDE - (n.) a collection, group, mob or host of people, often unruly or barbaric.

PEEL - (n.) the outside skin of fruit, also (archaic n.) a tower house, sometimes spelled PELE; (vb) to remove the outside skin of fruit; by extension, usually as PEEL OFF, to remove clothing, but also (aviation) to break away, one aircraft at a time, from a larger formation.

PEAL - (n.) the sound of several church bells ringing together or in sequence; (vb.) to ring bells in this manner.

BREACH - (n.) a break or opening, usually in a wall; (vb) to make such an opening, also a whale rising clear of the surface of the sea. (The words BREACH and BREAK are distant relatives.)

BREECH - (n.) the bottom end of a gun-barrel, where it’s loaded; also (BREECH PRESENTATION) a baby being born bottom-foremost; also (n. pl.) BREECHES, a historical style of trousers ending just below the knee and (archaic vb) to BREECH, to dress a boy in breeches (adult clothing) for the first time.

English is…  Complicated.

And my favourite recent one,

It is “TO ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES” and not “TO ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES”.

backwards trope you fake breakup and realise maybe this is better

arranged divorce

you have increasingly terrible visits to a coffee shop centered on interactions with one barista until eventually one of you snaps and kills the other and one of the other baristas throws their hands in the air and says FINALLY i thought you guys would never figure it out

you are snowed out. you die of hypothermia

Enemies to angrier enemies.

There are so many beds

Abstinence Pollen

Stranded with a robust selection of blankets.

Hurt / Discomfort

Our houses are ancient allies but we totally hate each other

Alternate Universe: Everybody Dies

(“There was only one bed” they fight to the death for the rights for the bed)