This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
im crying omg
OH MY GOD.
THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THE COW RECOGNISES ITS OWN KIND ON HIS SHIRT HE DERIVES PLEASURE FROM SEEING ANOTHER COW’S FACE
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)
The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers
Best idea ever
I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.
i just found $10!
my dad finally accepted my homosexuality!!!!
the most dramatic moment of my life
we were all Lily
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
I scrolled passed then I felt guilty
My friend was preparing for shooting the lunar eclipse when a plane came by
IM GONNA CUT THE FUCKING MOON IN HALF
RULES OF NATURE
if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it
im fucking done
I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.
this is the way i wanna go
el crocodilo super gordito
oh my god
You’ve been visited by the Money Bird. He only appears every 500 years.
Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds and you will be blessed with loads of sweet cash in your life!!!
THATS WHY HE WOULDN'T LET SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK NEAR THE HOOKS
i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building
i am laying down in bed with a double chin
