Roman, pointing to whiteboard: Alrighty then, here’s the game plan. We run into the bank, and you intimidate them all while me and the boys tie everyone up with zip ties. After that we are going to crack the safe in the back.
Neo, nodding along: *Writing something in a notebook*
Roman: Jerry is our safe cracker, so that’ll be his jo— wait....are you taking notes, Neo?
Neo, looking up from notebook: ???
Roman, smiling: Are you actually taking notes for this heist?
Neo, awkwardly:.......*smiles and nods proudly*
Roman, smiling: Well I be damn, I cant believe it. You’re actually participating in these things now. I’m so proud of you.
Neo: *Modestly rubs the back of her head with a cheeky grin*
Roman: Let me see your notes.
Neo:.........
Roman: Well? What are you waiting for? I wanna see what you wrote down. Come on already.
Neo, awkwardly:.......*shakes her head no*
Roman: What do you mean no? Just let me see it.
Neo: *shakes her head again*
Roman: I’m not going to make fun of your hand writing or anything, I’m just curious. Now lemme see. *goes to grab notebook*
Neo: *starts slapping his hands away*
Roman, stubbornly trying to grab notebook still: Ow, will you jut— Ouch! God damn it, Neo, let me see the dam— Gah! Neo, give me the stupid notebook— Ow! God damn it! Give me that!
*Roman finally grabs the notebook out of Neo’s hand before raising it out of her reach*
Neo, jumping up and down while trying to grab it: !!!!!!!!!
Roman, scoffing: Will you calm down?! I’m just trying to— *blocks Neo’s foot* Nuh Uh Uh! Not this time! Gotta learn new moves than just that! *looks into notebook*
Neo, awkwardly:...........
Roman, visibly disappointed:........*flips page*
Neo:.........
Roman, even more visibly disappointed:........*flips page*
Neo:...........
Roman, just completely and utterly disappointed:..........*flips page*
Neo, signing: So.....can I get that back now?
Roman, gritting teeth: Are you telling me that while I was talking about crucial details, you were busy doodling pictures of that damn girl from the cereal boxes?!
Neo, signing:.......was that a rhetorical question, or......
Roman: GOD DAMN IT, NEO! WE ARE DISCUSSING A PLAN HERE AND YOU ARENT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION!
Neo, signing: *offended* Hey! I was paying attention thank you very much!
Roman: Oh I’m sure you were while you were busy drawing this girl’s thighs! For god sake, look how much detail you put into them!
Neo, signing: *shrugging* What can I say? Her thighs are delicious looking.
Roman: Stop talking.
Neo, signing: I want her to crush my head with them.
Roman: I SAID STOP TALKING!
Neo, signing: Technically I’m not talking.
Roman: Oh my god, you cheeky little— J-JUST STOP DRAWING AND PAY ATTENTION!
Neo, signing: I WAS PAYING ATTENTION!
Roman: THEN WHAT WERE WE DISCUSSING?!
Neo, signing:.........plans for lunch?
Roman: OH MY GOD! NO!
Neo, signing:.......was I close?
Roman: Oh for god sa— YOU ARE TOO SHORT TO EVEN DATE THIS GIRL ANYWAY! SO WHY EVEN BOTHER?!
Neo: *glares*
Roman, scoffing: Oh don’t look at me like that! You know I’m right!Look how strong she is too! Look at this drawing for god sake! You put plenty of details in her muscles in it! She would break your tiny body in bed!
Neo, signing: *dreamlike* Oh god, I hope.
Roman, repulsed: I wha— what the— I don’t under— stop talking! Oh god! I wish I can unhear that! You got some issues that need to work out.
Neo, signing: And she could always help me with that too.
Roman: Stop! Just stop talking for the love of Go— s-she can’t even understand you?! You remember that right?! How are you even going to seduce her?!
Neo, signing: I have a white erase board that I write on, duh.
Roman, sarcastically: Oh yeah. That sounds perfect. Nothing sounds more romantic than writing “I want your legs wrapped around my head” on a dry erase board.
Neo, signing: I mean, I could always write in cursive.
Roman, sighing: Oh my God. What has my life become? I used to be a terrifying criminal, and now I’m raising a damn horny gremlin.
Neo: *angrily kicks Roman*
Roman, unfazed:........you see? You’ve done that so many times that my ankles are completely numb to the pain. This is how far I’ve fallen in life. This is a disaster.