“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

today reddit bumped off third party apps, Elon decided you can only read 600 twitter posts a day(!?), and YouTube is banning adblockers

tumblr, held together by hope and spit, presumed dead by many, really is one of the last decent media sites left standing

On twitter.... if you look at more than 600 posts a day you can't look at tweets anymore. And if you make a post that's too funny, you risk temporary suspension

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

Oh crap!!!!

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

T-Rex actually stands for Transgender Rex

happy pride

lansia viva

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry's hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

Allow me to demonstrate. I am not a visual artist, but I will attempt to communicate my point. If any actual visual artists would like to improve upon this, please feel free.

Well, I can't sleep for SOME REASON, so here's more.

accidental discovery;

if you hold shift and hit P on the keyboard it automatically cycles between tumblr's dash themes.

WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS PLAY STORE ICON

Who would you be in a horror movie?

Tagged by @patchworkgargoyle​, thank you!!

Oh boy lmfao. Sorry, y’all. This is what ten years in corporate America will do to you, I guess. No pressure tagging: @petitgriffon​ @imthegreenfairy88​ @mourningstarmace​ and @vodkafolie​

This was fun!!

Oh my poor pale ass

I like that we’re all ending up the tragic hero haha

tagging without pressure: @wniemocy @valkyrie-of-the-light @sugarrushsato @mrslittletall @cymatile @hauntedpandanightmare

Thanks for the tag, Vodka ^^ Well, here is my look:

And here is my result:

I am tagging @justbabyme, @inspireddragonwriter and @feliciadraws

Here’s mine!

I have the nerd glasses and tried to collect the ominous notes, we all know I’m gonna die first… I got Tragic Hero too though, that’s so funny!

I guess I’ll tag @nsfwitchy , @chocolate-otaku and @scrumptiouslyholypatrol !

Thank you for tagging me!!!!

HA GET FUCKED EVERYONE >:3c

Also this dress up game needs more pink. How am I expected to make my horror sona when I would wear none of those clothes :///

Except that jacket. I would own that jacket, it’s fuckin cool lmao

Let’s see I shall tag,,,,

@nightlist @tache-noire @all-hail-the-water-god @twigg96 @nuqueer-fwission @alison-is-a-lesbian @last-knight-who-was @unkillablemonsterqueen

I’ll be real, I actually didn’t expect I’d get Killer as I went through it. Not complaining of course, means I get to have fun lmao

And I managed to fully encompass my usual look from when I go snowboarding, so that’s cool lol

Also Witchy, I gotta say I enjoy the contrast of your femme lesbian aesthetic and my lumberjack lesbian aesthetic. Wanna be partners in murder? :3

I’ll tag @grrlware, @holy-random-stuff-i-like-batman, @yaschiri, @xxthefairywitchxx, and @megaetherealesoterica.

Well honestly not what I was expecting…Not really what someone wants from their main character era honestly.

Agreed with the game needing more options too, I was aiming for more goth fame but I got grunge masc, which I like, don’t get me wrong, but it wasn’t the mood I was in today yknow? Looks a bit like my Jason cosplay too…

Let’s see, I’ll tag…

@xxguardiantreexx @darkheart-darlings @ungalobrando @alcoholic-emerald @despaircesttwins

feel free to ignore if you wanna

LOL wut? okay.

@megaphonegirlk @hellmasterphibrizo @freezing-and-i-fall @huntinglove @mp-lily

Definitely not surprised lmao.

Not tagging peeps, everyone should have fun with this one!

Yay I’m alive

Tagging @necropolitan-fairy @cunt-mcdrunk @jar-jar-ate @cass-without-the-andra @daydreamodyssey and all the other homies and pals and fellows that want to do this!

Man I. wanted to get the whore so bad

@necropolitan-fairy @fuckyeahfreeimmortal @cass-without-the-andra @cunt-mcdrunk @vannezen @vaquer0s @superiorthirst @jessicawillpower @oldmistahj @rexinaldargent

No pressure lovelies just if ya wan’

@shepfax @h0nex @alpha–maia @gooskeleton @iiemergingii corn syrup and raspberry jam

Thanks for the tag lol

"This must be the cookie for when you descend into psychosis"

huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired